Hey Fat Slob You are a Loser!!!

The Fat Slob of the Garden State must be feeling blue these days.  He was the first Republican to back Crazy Donald.  He hoped he would be picked for Vice President and got passed over but he still continued to pick up Trump's dry cleaning hoping for Attorney General.  He must be feeling pretty depressed now that Trump is imploding and may end up in an institution and not the Oval Office.  Poor Fat Slob.  He has no prospects.  LOL Oh wait the Bridgegate trials start next month!!!  Maybe prison???  We can only hope.

The Fat Slob is Jilted

The Fat Slob (aka Chris Christie) desperately wanted to be Trump's VP.  He did all but wipe Trump's ass (and perhaps he even did that) in his desire to be on the ticket.  Alas it didn't pay dividends since Trump went with the religious nut from Indiana.  Reports suggest that the Fat Slob is crushed that being Trump's manservant failed to produce the nomination.  Even his runs to McDonald's to procure the orange haired creep burgers and fries was not enough.  Honestly folks it gives me great pleasure to know that The Fat Slob is despondent about not getting picked. He is one of the most disgusting people on the planet and deserves all the humiliation that is available.  I'm sure he now hopes he can be attorney general.  That's a laugh!!!  First Trump would have to win and that isn't going to happen.  And even if Trump did pull it off there is a chance that The Fat Slob will be in jail.  More Bridgegate  stuff will soon be coming out.  Also what happened to the Slob's cell phone from that time period which has suddenly gone missing??  Yesterday's Christie's buddy who was his personal pick for Port Authority Chairman pleaded guilty to corruption charges and faces a couple of years in the slammer.  Can't wait until the Fat Slob gets what he really deserves.  

RIP Fat Slob’s Career

Regular readers are aware of my total contempt for the Fat Slob governor of New Jersey, aka Chris Christie.  Even when he was riding high in the polls based on his phony persona of a tell it like it is politician I warned readers about how horrible he really was.  A poor excuse for a human being.  The world seemed to come around to my point of view after the "Bridgegate" caper in which aides of the Fat Slob closed lanes of the George Washington Bridge in political retribution to the mayor of Fort Lee for not endorsing the reelection bid of the fat pig.

Most recently The Slob has been front and center for kissing the ass of Donald Trump.  He has become a laughing stock for his homage to the vulgarian of all times. Well a poll was released yesterday that reported that Christie has hit an all-time low in approval rating in New Jersey.  The once high flying blimp now has a 64% disapproval rating.  Among Democrats in New Jersey 86% disapprove.  In short the people of New Jersey have finally caught on to the fat fraud whose political career is now over.  Great news!!!!

The Fat Slob is Repulsive

Of all the candidates running for the Republican nomination the most repulsive is the inept governor of my home state the illustrious Chris Christie who is better known as the FAT SLOB.  This man really thinks that by ignoring the people of New Jersey since his re-election and by being out of the state 60% of 2015 he can secure a serious place in the GOP nomination fight.  Mainly he has been living in New Hampshire doing his famous town hall meetings and as usual lying through this teeth.  I must admit though that I attended one of his meetings here in Jersey and he is very good at lying.  Anyway the repulsive whale now has a 60% disapproval rating in the Garden State but still his massive ego convinces him that he is a viable presidential candidate.  

Yesterday was the final straw for me and prompted me to write this post when he blasted Senator Marco Rubio for missing Senate votes.  What nerve!!!  Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!! Well perhaps it's just as well that the Fat Slob is out of state where it will be more difficult for him to orchestrate political vendettas like closing lanes of the George Washington Bridge where traffic got so bad kids missed school and one woman died of a heart attack. Really folks this man is a disgrace but I'm sure he will end up as a Fox News commentator once this presidential quest of his is over.  

Bridget Kelly must know plenty

In the white wash report issued by the Fat Slob’s lawyers yesterday they took special aim at Bridget Kelly accusing her of being “emotional” and basically unstable.  They laid the entire episode of the George Washington Bridge lane closures at her doorstep.  Indeed, this “report” portrayed her as the villain and the Fat Slob as a forlorn victim of an unstable woman.  Can you get any more sexist that that?  Nothing it seems will stop this sociopath Fat Slob from trying to divert blame to others when most folks agree that he knew about this scandal all along.  My theory about bashing Kelly is that she knows plenty and when she begins to talk the seeds have been planted to depict her as unstable and just an emotional women which is contrary to all accounts of her character before this whole mess surfaced.  I for one can’t wait for Ms. Kelly to start talking.  She must know plenty and I hope she spills the beans.

Happy April Fool’s Day

I must admit to really liking April Fool’s Day.  It’s a perfect surrogate for the lives that many of us lead.  To be sure, I usually try to prank someone on this first day of April but as of this writing still have not determined who my target will be this year.  However, needless to say we are surrounded by many fools who continue to dominate the news. Perhaps the biggest fool (no pun intended) is the Fat Slob Governor of New Jersey who continues to believe he can get the GOP presidential nomination.  In an interview with another big fool -Megyn Kelly of Fox News – the sociopath of Trenton proclaims he doesn’t “have too much baggage” to get the nomination. Guess he’s not counting that huge spare tire he carries around.  Then there are the fools who continue to try to find the missing plane.  These fools are playing a shell game with the public trying to cover up the fact that the plane was either hijacked or taken by aliens.  They are in the process of playing evidence with the hope that a gullible public will buy in to their deception. Then of course we have the entire Republican Party that can be counted on for huge laughs on this day of celebrating fools.  How about Ted Cruz?  He would make a perfect court jester. Better yet Paul Ryan who is known here as Eddie Munster.  Eddie continues to try to fool people into thinking he cares about poor people when all of his policies benefit the super rich. Anyway Happy April Fools day folks and watch your step!!!

The Fat Slob’s fat will soon be in the fire

It seems that before too long things are going to get very interesting for the Fat Slob.  The Feds have commissioned a grand jury to investigate the various charges against Christie and his cronies in both the Bridgegate fiasco and it appears the misuse of Sandy relief funds. Of course the sociopath governor of New Jersey still proclaims his innocence in any of the events leading up to the grand jury investigation and he cites the report by HIS lawyers clearing him of any wrong doing.  But as pointed out by the NY Times his lawyers refuse to release the backup data for that report including the claimed 70 interviews that helped persuade them that Christie did no wrong.  Regular readers know that I was on to the Fat Slob before all the scandal broke and his popularity was riding high.  He was always a phony, bully and thug in my opinion.  Now a grand jury which has the power to bring CRIMINAL indictments will hear the evidence.  I got a feeling that before too long the Fat Slob’s fat will be in the fire.

A Liar, a bully, and now a buffoon

It’s really hard for me to go several days without talking about the Fat Slob Governor of New Jersey.  Of course regular readers of my blog have long known of my utter contempt for Chris Christie.  As the media fawned over him I warned readers that he was a complete phony, a lousy corrupt governor, and a big mouth bully thug.  I took some heat for that position by those who thought he was the second coming and the savior of the Republican Party.  Of course today after the “bridgegate” fiasco and other revelations about the Fat Slob and his gang of cronies opinion has for the most part come around to my point of view.  Still for those who doubt that Christie is a thug who belongs in a prison cell large enough to house his rotund presence a read of an article in the New Republic gives an extensive and detailed account of the many transgressions committed by the fat phony long before he was governor of the garden state. It’s must read and perhaps it would even convince a Christie supporter like Joe Scarborough that the Fat Slob is as the article points out just a liar, a bully, and a buffoon!!!

Christie the Liar

Remember the press conference in which the Fat Slob denied knowing anything about anything -especially the lane closings on the George Washington Bridge?  Well today the NY Times nails Christie as the big fat liar that he is detailing how he was aware of everything that went on in his corrupt realm.  It’s a must read for anyone who still thinks he may not of known of the plot to cause traffic chaos as well as countless other things.

The Fat Slob’s Big Win

Following his landslide victory this Tuesday the Fat Slob, aka Chris Christie, gave up any pretense of  not running for president.  The rotund governor of New Jersey literally bounced onto the stage to surround himself with his equally fat family and deliver a speech worthy of every political hypocrite in good standing.  The Fat Slob slobbered on about the meaning of his victory.  He claimed to have crossed all barriers to Republicans by getting the Latino vote and making inroads among blacks.  He proclaimed himself the savior of the nation and for good measure he landed on Time's front cover for the week.

Of course what most of the Fat Slob's adoring fans (particularly on Morning Joe) don't mention is that Christie's victory was really brought about by other factors.  For instance, in his good fortune of being governor when one of the worst storms in this history bangs up your state.  Does anyone really think that any other governor would have not rose to the occasion?  Not mentioned either is the fact that Christie had no coattails.  The legislative branch in New Jersey stayed in Democrat control.  Indeed, the reputation of New Jersey has a political cesspool was fully on display in this election.  The Democrats made a deal with Christie not to put up a strong candidate against him and that's exactly what happened.  As Barbara Buono mentioned in her concession speech many of the Democrat bosses in New Jersey supported Christie.  In the end it was all about money down the road and the awarding of contracts from the state.  Christie the savior plays politics very well.  One hand washes the other in the Garden State. Additionally people sort of forget that Christie was so concerned about his margin of victory that he purposely scheduled a special Senate election in mid-October because he didn't want to run when Cory Booker was on the ballot. Didn't matter if it cost the state $24 million.  Everybody knows the Fat Slob is a fiscal conservative.

Regular readers know of my utter contempt for the right wing lunatics that now dominate the Republican Party. However, I will most definitely enjoy their efforts as over the next few months they take their shots at Christie.  By the time they are finished with him he will have morphed into Tony Soprano.