A Disgusting Horrible Woman

  • Hillary Clinton will not go quietly.  In an effort to squeeze every penny from her new book The Hillary Monster is making the talk show circuit.  She is a disgusting sick woman.  For those of us who truly hate her we must take delight in the fact that she is still delusional about the election loss. Goring around blaming everyone but herself.  Why anyone would want to pay and buy a book written by her totally escapes me.

COVFEFE

A new word has appeared in our lexicon thanks to the ravings of an increasingly rotund mad man at midnight.  The "mot du jour" is COVFEFE.  Finally Donald Trump has contributed to the language by adding a new word.  Bravo.  Now any reader after really dwelling on this strange happening could sleep soundly at night escapes me.  I'm scared shitless.  This is a flipped out bully roaming the halls of the White House late at night attempting to tweet something. And to boot he carries the nuclear code.  He is beyond help.  Even his wife didn't stay with him after her tour of world.  

Fart Friday

The world is such a mess that I have decided to dedicate several of my old man farts today to various public figures.  The first recipient will be Hillary Clinton.  I hope this fart is replete with the Mexican food I ate last night.  Hillary is a disgusting bitch sore loser.  She is blaming everyone but her incompetent self for losing to the likes of Trump.  And speaking of the devil he gets fart number two for once again showing the world that America elected a moron thug as president.  He loves the attention.  He is so sick.  I won't waste keystrokes on commenting on the climate thing.  Just insane.  Finally, instead of a fart I want to dedicate my next bowel movement to Jared Kushner because he is the most repellent shit head in Trump world right now.

Comey’s Excellent Performance

It was reassuring to watch James Comey testify yesterday. Here was a man of intelligence, grace and total honesty helping to put nails in the coffin of a monster.  Indeed, Comey just exudes the kind of demeanor I would like to see in a president of the USA instead of the buffoon shit head that now occupies the Oval Office.  While there wasn't any new "smoking guns" revealed it's clear that Dump is on the ropes.  There is just too much smoke not to be fire.  For those of us hoping Dump would be gone quickly it now may take a little longer but be assured our national nightmare will be over.

He’s Going Nowhere

For those of us hoping for an immediate end to Dump's presidency the events of the past few days have to be depressing.  Increasingly it does not appear that the demented king's reign will end anytime soon.  He will never resign and impeachment is really not an option at this time.  Those of us in the resistance must stay strong until the 2008 mid-terms.  If we come out and vote we can take back the House and then maybe we could talk impeachment.  For now unless something nuts happens we are stuck.

A Blessing

Yesterday President Dump called his first full cabinet meeting which really looked like the bar scene in the original Star Wars. To begin the meeting each cabinet member paid tribute to the Great White Leader by singing his praises with many telling him it is truly a "blessing" to serve him.  The most sugary praise came from VP Pence who appeared on the verge of tears in praising Herr Dump.  Really folks try watching this crap on TV and try to refrain from wetting your pants. Oh and by the way, Dump is claiming to be the most productive presidents since FDR. No president ever got as much legislation passed so early on.  Of course the problem with that statement is Dump has signed NO legislation.  He and GOP controlled Congress have accomplished NADA. Yes. Dump is truly a blessing!!

 

Kathy Griffin

I never cared much for Kathy Griffin.  I found her crass and vulgar and not very funny,  However, the amount of crap she is taking from the right wing media over her image of holding Dump's bloody cut-off head is way over the top.  First off it was meant as a joke.  Clearly it was over the top but in today's world that is very relative.  Perhaps all the howling right wing nuts have forgotten the images of Obama with a noose around his neck or the pictures of the Obama family as a bunch of chimps.  Where was the outrage from Sean Hannity on those tasteless forays in political "humor"?  Moreover, the real danger today is the lunatic in the White House.  I believe he is a criminal on so many levels that it's hard to even mention them all.  So please right wing idiots spare us the outrage over a silly picture.  

Fat Slob Update

Long time readers of this blog are aware of my total contempt for Chris Christie who is known here as the FAT SLOB.  Yesterday a poll was released that showed his approval rating in New Jersey is now at an all time low of 15%.  More than 80% of Garden State voters disapprove of him  I am proud to say that even when the Fat Slob was the toast of the town and had soaring approval numbers I said the man was a sleaze and a phony.  I feel very vindicated.  Indeed, the 15% approval is the lowest of any governor in the 50 states!!!  The Fat Slob is so toxic even Dump didn't want any part of him in the most corrupt administration in history.  Still the Fat Slob has seemingly avoided jail for his past actions in closing lanes of the GW Bridge.  Instead, in true Fat Slob character he is letting his staff take the hits. The Fat Slob is a disgusting disgrace.

Dump’s Taxes

President Dump looks terrible these days.  He's contorted and confused.  He knows they are closing in on him and the focus of the investigations will center on money.  Money is very important to Dump and so is his "rich guy" image that he flaunts to the unwashed masses of his base.  You can be sure that with money in focus investigators will want to look at Dump's tax returns.  You know the ones he has refused to release.  I bet this has Dump in a real tizzy.  I suspect the returns will show that Dump is worth far less than he claims and that he is in debt to Russian banks.  Can't wait. Maybe he will have a stroke?  We can only hope.

The Final Days

As we slide into summer there is a disease in the United States that threatens to totally wreck the country.  The USA is now the laughing stock of the world.  Ask anyone who travels abroad about what the world is saying.  They think the USA has lost its mind and they are probably right.  To be sure, President Dump is a threat to humanity.  A lunatic in charge of the nuclear codes!!  The man who cannot tell the truth.  He lies with impunity and the really sad thing is that there are fools that believe in him.  That rally last night in Iowa was surreal.  Dump is their "dear leader". The Iowa rally was pure out of the fascist playbook. Dump declared once that he could be seen on tape shooting someone and his base would still love him.  These supporters are brain dead and its disturbing to know we share the same country.  

And speaking of brain dead who can be worse than the Democrats.  They are losers pure and simple.  Nancy Pelosi is a relic who should step down. Democrats need new leadership to replace the ancient regime of losers who supposedly speak for the party.  They DO exist.  I see them on TV all the time.  Pelosi MUST GO.  It's not enough to come close in elections.  Democrats must prove they can win by standing for SOMETHING not just opposing Dump.  This guy Ossoff down in Georgia was a horrible candidate.  A better candidate could beaten that fat ugly woman.  

Anyway folks things are pretty bleak.  No use sugar coating it any longer.  These could be the final days of our country. Happy Summer!!!