The world is such a mess that I have decided to dedicate several of my old man farts today to various public figures. The first recipient will be Hillary Clinton. I hope this fart is replete with the Mexican food I ate last night. Hillary is a disgusting bitch sore loser. She is blaming everyone but her incompetent self for losing to the likes of Trump. And speaking of the devil he gets fart number two for once again showing the world that America elected a moron thug as president. He loves the attention. He is so sick. I won't waste keystrokes on commenting on the climate thing. Just insane. Finally, instead of a fart I want to dedicate my next bowel movement to Jared Kushner because he is the most repellent shit head in Trump world right now.
President Dump looks terrible these days. He's contorted and confused. He knows they are closing in on him and the focus of the investigations will center on money. Money is very important to Dump and so is his "rich guy" image that he flaunts to the unwashed masses of his base. You can be sure that with money in focus investigators will want to look at Dump's tax returns. You know the ones he has refused to release. I bet this has Dump in a real tizzy. I suspect the returns will show that Dump is worth far less than he claims and that he is in debt to Russian banks. Can't wait. Maybe he will have a stroke? We can only hope.