To be sure, at times I think I would welcome a monarchy where a powerful king could send those with stupid opinions straight to jail or worse. In this country the Tea Party would likely then be occupying most available cells. However, when it comes to "royal" weddings like the one about to take place in London on Friday I say who gives a flying fig. The marriage of two morons who have done absolutely nothing noteworthy in their lives is occupying the world's attention. Even the jerks at Morning Joe are sitting in London this week following every move of wedding preparations. For my part, I hope these two dolts are very happy together but I will refuse to watch one moment of the pomp and circumstance. I would rather be sitting on the bowl doing a crossword puzzle and when finished will salute the new couple with a royal flush.